Technology, Sex & Playlists: The Sexy Music Playlist Gets Personal

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Alright, so you and your significant other are about to enjoy one of the perks of a perfect match — otherwise known as ‘getting busy.’ You’ve got the candles lit, the curtains drawn and the massage oil standing by. Sweet, sexy sounds are streaming in from your iPod, and everything’s perfect. Until the next track comes on.

Nothing can ruin the mood quite like your date finding out your iPod is just as likely to play Miley Cyrus as Marvin Gaye. Of course, you can always build a ‘passion playlist,’ but that takes time. And, if you’ve got any sort of sex life, that playlist will probably play itself out after a few rounds of play. After all, there’s only one kind of getting stuck that you want in the bedroom, and it ain’t the kind that involves a routine.

That’s why God (or Cupid) invented Pandora. Using its proprietary music genome technology, Pandora will automatically build a custom playlist based on any artist or song. Basically, the site hones in on certain traits of the tunes you give it, and uses those traits to pick a whole playlist of similar songs.

If you’re into rhythmic drums, hard bass lines and minimal vocals, it’ll build you what amounts to an entire radio station of that particular kind of music. If uptempo jazz beats and classical orchestration are more your thing, then that’s what you’ll get. It’s instant, personalized gratification of the sort people spend years trying to achieve in the bedroom. And it comes as quickly as a push of a button. (Bet you thought I was going to make a dirty pun there, didn’t you?)

Anyway, with almost a century’s worth of music in its database, Pandora — unlike most men — will never bore you with the same moves twice. With Pandora, you’ll always have a new playlist to put on when you’re looking to get turned on. And anyone who has ever gotten it on to the sweet sounds of a Sade or a Sam Cooke knows that nothing makes the mood quite like a little mood music.

Basically, if variety is the spice of life, think of Pandora as cinammon for whatever you’re baking in the boudoir. Because a little sugar in your bowl is good and all, but sugar and spice is just so much more nice.

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