America The Porntiful

Remember in American Pie when Tara Reid talked about double clicking her mouse? Well, she wasn’t talking about surfing the web, but surfing for smut is about as American as..well, apple pie.

Granted, it’s not like other countries don’t care to indulge in a little technological titillation too. But, with its foundations built on the Puritanical tug-of-war between repression and rebellion, the good ol’ US of A seems perfectly suited for the pursuit of pleasure from the privacy of your personal computer.

So, without further ado, I give you one of the most interesting lists I’ve seen on Ranker so far — the United States broken down by the number of subscriptions to porn sites. I’m not sure whether this says more about the smut-loving tendencies of a particular state or about its population’s apparent inability to find free porn online, but either way, it’s a fascinating study in cyber-trends. Please to enjoy…

States with highest subscriptions to porn sites


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